Redneck

1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? No
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? Yes
3] Do you ride four wheelers? Yes
4] Do you like to get dirty? Sure
5] Do you like country music? Admittedly, at times.
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Yes
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? No.
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? No animals.

Total Yes: 5/9

Goth

1] Do you wear black eyeliner? No
2] Is most of your clothing dark? No
3] Do you think about death often? At times.
4] Do you want to die? Eventually.
5] Are you a social outcast? Yes, but not due to sociopathy.
6] Are you pale? Not pale, not tan.
7] Do you like Hot Topic? Used to buy Invader Zim Paraphernalia there.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? Yes
9] Are you mean? To people I dislike. I'm 'blunt'.

Total Yes: 6/9

Skater - Punk

1] Can you skateboard? No
2] Do you wear Etnies? Are those shoes?
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? No
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? No
5] Do you watch the x-games? Not religiously.
6] Do you have any piercings? None
7] Do you like/wear mohawks? If Faux Hawks count.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts? No
9] Have you called someone a poser? Yes, but not about skating things.

Total Yes: 2/9

Prep

1] Do you say the word "like"? Sometimes. Moreso when the sentence actually calls for it, such as, 'it is like ___'.
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie&Fitch? No
3] Do you pop the collar? No
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you? Only the Guys who look like girls.
5] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen? Who?
6] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH? What?
7] Do you like pop music? No.
8] Do you want/have a little dog? No, give me a Medium sized dog anyday.

Total Yes : 1/8

Hippie

1] Is your hair long? In the winter.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? No
3] Do You want to save the animals? Yes.
4] Do you think war is unnecessary? No. War is a necessity and inevitable progress of nature.
5] Is love essential in your life? Yes.
6] Have you smoked pot? No.
7] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? Yes.
8] Say dude alot: Yes.
9] Own a van?: No

Total Yes: 5/9

Gangsta

1] Do you act ghetto? No
2] Do you wear do-rags? What?
3] Do you like hip-hop? Sometimes
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? Who?
5] Do you believe he's alive? Who?
6] Do you like afros? No
7] Have you ever said "fo-shizzle"? Only jokingly, and never outside the intrawebs.
8] Do you like to dance? No.
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit? I have a little baby fat, yes.

Total Yes: 2/9

Emo

1] Do you cry often? No
2] Do you wear hoodies? No
3] Do you like soft music? Depends on the definition of soft music. Though most likely, yes.
4] Do people not understand you? Typically not.
5] Do you write your own songs? No.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? Not completely red.
7] Do you cut your hair? No, I get a barber for that.
8] Are you lonely? Yes
9] Is Ohio for lovers? I do not understand this reference, so no.

Total Yes: 2/9

Surfer

1] Do you surf? No.
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? No.
3] Is your hair shaggy? Yes.
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning? Hell no. Noon or never.
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts? Yes.
6] Are you tan? No.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now? No.
9] Do you hate tourists? Yes.

Total Yes: 3/9

Geek

1] do you wear glasses? Yes
2] Do you get good grades? Yes
3] Do you use an inhaler? No.
4] Do you put calculators into your shirt pockets? My cellphone has a calculator...so does my iPod. So yes.
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? No.
5] Are you on the computer often? Yes.
6] Do you ever get picked on? Yes.
7] Do you look forward to go to school? Yes.
8] Are you shy around the opposite sex? Yes.

Total Yes: 7/8

Highest score: Geek. Figures.